If PoKeMoN was Realistic (Animation)

September 11, 2019 posted by

(Litten Use Ember) (It’s Super Effective) (Inhaled deeply) MY BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACE!!! WHY WOULD YOU LET ME BATTLE HIM!? YOU KNOW YOU ONE POKÉMON WAS WEAK AGAINST HIS ONE POKÉMON! Ah shucks! I guess I lost. (Returning to Pokéball)
I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! Well, you won fair and square! Here’s $100.00! Uh, I don’t know if I feel comfortable taking a hundred bucks from you… Fair is fair! Hey, lads! “PoKeMoN Sun and Moon Realistic”, we’ll be right back… But first, we’ve got a promotion with amino and I am here to tell you all about it. We’re partnering with amino to bring you some exclusive stories that you’re not gonna find anywhere else. Only on amino! We’ve posted a few stories on amino already and they’re already starting to get attention. It’s really cool. The more you watch our stuff on amino and our videos on amino, the more exclusive content we’re going to send to you, on amino! Original animations, behind the scene footage questions and answers, sketch comedies maybe. We’d actually like to hear your suggestions for the kind of videos and stories that we put on amino. So let us know, on amino! There you need to make sure you like comment and turn on notifications So that you can get our content on amino, as soon as it comes out. You guys are the reason we do what we do! We love making you laugh with our animations and we’re wanting to do that a lot more, with short form content. Now coming to amino. So make sure you check out our profile and give us a follow on amino. See you over there! Well, Cam. You have successfully embarrassed, my idiot grandson. Wooo! Let’s hang out tomorrow and talk about, “How big of a bitch”, he is. I love being in a news! God, It’s like your prozac takes prozac. I can’t wait to meet a “Prozac”. What island do we find that Pokemon on? My life… could not end sooner. Hey, Mom! I got my Pokémon! (Meowth attack Litten)
(Meowth: I’M THE ALPHA, BOI!) (OH MY ARCEUS! OoO) All right, Cam, I’m gonna show you the most important thing you’re gonna encounter on your Pokémon journey… “How to catch other Pokémon!” But I already have, Litten. Why would I need to catch any more? Because Capitalism, Cam. Because the acquiring of every material possession available is the only thing that gives our worthless lives meaning… Oh, there’s one right now! Go Rockruff! (Bark Bark!) Watch closely, Cam. The trick to catching a Pokemon is to… With like I did with Li- WEAKEN WITH BLOOD FORCE TRAMA!!! (Rockruff use: BLOOD FORCE TRAMA!)
(Pikipek screams in agonizing pain) (It’s super effective!)
(Pikipek: (Pain) Why? Pokéball: SUCCESS! Here’s some Pokéballs so you can do exactly what I just did to Pikipek. (Danger closing in) What just happened!? Wha- What’s happening!? Why di- You looked at me! Should I not have done that!? NOW WE FIGHT! (Alolan Rattata) YO! (Litten) I have to remember my training. Litten! Use Ember! (Litten used Ember) (Alolan Rattata scream in pain) FIRE IN MY FACE!!! Well… You have weaken my Rattata, but you’ll never… (Cam capture Alolan Rattata from a trainer) Alright! I did it! What the… YOU CAN’T! I’m great at this! BRING BACK MY FUCKIN RATTATA! Ladies and gentlemen, we’re about to begin our ceremony. On this side of the stage, my grandson, Hau. Who is really good at… (Looking at Hau’s index card) What is… watching… Hentai? Anime porn. Oh my god, and on this side of the stage… the boy I wish was my grandson. Someone who will probably save the universe and the Pokemon as a species as we know it! Cam. (Hau applause for Cam) Hooray! So don’t applaud for him, you stupid- FIGHT! (Rowlet) This is going to be a great battle! (Litten used Ember)
(It’s super effective!)
(Rowlet’s burned) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?!! WERE YOUR FUCKIN TIE!!! (Rowlet fainted due to type disadvantage) Cam is the winner! WHAT! I’M NOT DONE! You’re…not done? Go, Pichu! (Pichu) Pichu! (Litten used Ember) Pichu: (scream in pain) (Pichu returns to Hau’s Pokéball in burning defeat) Okay, yep, now I’m done. Cam is a winner! (Disappointing tone) Yay! Go, Cam! Go, Cam! Go, Cam! Please stop. This is so embarrassing. Thanks for the show buddy.
(Putting all his savings into Cam’s pocket) (Hala slap Cam’s right wrist with a Z-Ring) Here… Take this Z-Ring and run! But, what is the Z-Ring… RUN! GET OUT! GO! HE’LL KEEP PUTTING MONEY DOWN YOUR PANTS! (Cam runs) (Hau’s mind: No infinite money?) And you’re sure that the professor’s lab is this way? I think so? It’s hard to tell, because the first time I was taken there… I was unconscious. Uh, is there a reason, or story, why you were unconscious? Uh, I wouldn’t know, would I? I was unconscious. Geez, pay attention. I still can’t believe my mom just gave me $30,000.00 for my Pokemon Adventure! Curious where she got the money. Pew!
(Never ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) (Hard Rock Music in Kukui’s Lab) YEAH! TAKE IT! (Groan in enjoyment) HARDER! COME ON! I CAN TAKE IT HARDER! GO, ROCKRUFF! Oh, it sounds like Professor Kukui is hard at work again. When you say… “The hard work”… Do you mean… He’s working hard. Like…you mean, “He’s currently very focus doing his job?” Or… Yeah. What else do I mean? Nothing! Nothing! I-I’ll take your word for it! E-Everything he’s doing in there has NOTHING to do with his penis! Why would it- (Whisper) I’ll tell you when you’re older. Oh! You guys made it! Here you go! (Rotom Dex) This is a Poké Dex and there’s a Pokémon trap inside. What? It’s totally normal. Just go with it. Also come inside my lab right now. There’s- you couldn’t- Z- bye! (Running back into his lab) (Door close) Did he say, “There’s… A Pokémon inside this Poké-Dex”? (Awaken ROTOM DEX) Hey! I’m you new Poké-Dex and we’re going to be BEST FRIENDS! OH, JESUS CHRIST! I will NEVER leave you alone! Cam! If you give this nice lady your Pokémon… She’ll heal them for free. T-Ha! Yeah, right. Free? Of course it’s free. Are… are there civilized places in the world where health care isn’t both free and a basic human right? Just heal my Pokémon, please. Well, Cam. This is the “Trainer School.” Once you beat four students here… You can get on with your Journey. Is this the trainer you were talking about last night, Kukui? Yeah! Last night? Wait… I thought you said, “You were with my mom”, last night? (Both in Sync)
We were. DI- DE- LA! LA! LA! LA! DON’T WANNA HEAR MORE! (GROAN) Well, if you can’t hear me, you won’t be able to accept this, EXPERIENCE SHARE ITEM! What’s that? This small device will let all of your Pokémon and battle gain experience points. Whether they were fighting or not. Ah, that… sounds like something that I should realistically not get until WAY later. Do you want it or not? I’ll take it! Okay, I beat all of your students! Side note! Why have you given a bunch of preschoolers, deadly Pokémon? So they can protect themselves. Duh. But… Pokémon are dangerous. Pokémon don’t kill people, Cam. People kill people. And why did you give them all over $100? So they can buy guns. Ah! That makes sense. Your lesson is almost complete, but now… You must defeat me! Let’s see how you deal with my all-powerful… MAGNEMITE! (Cam chooses Litten) (Annoying tone) God damn it. (Litten use Ember) (It’s super effective)
(Magnemite fainted) All right! Fine! Well, good luck against… My Meowth! (Alolan Meowth) Meowth! (Litten Vietnam Flashback) Not again, you kitten fuck! (Litten using Scratch in the most gruesome way possible) (Alolan Meowth suffers in agony) WHY ME?!! (Alolan Meowth suffers in agony) WHY?!?!? (Cam witness his first murder by Litten) (Teacher Emily was lied to by her parents for all these years and is now paralyze in shock) (Alolan Meowth finally died) (Murd-) (I’mean, cue Victory Music) Uh…Uh… I won. (Chuckled nervously) Cam. I’d like to introduce you to Captain, Ilima. The captain around these parks. Heard you absolutely decimated the school teacher in there. Yeah, I’ve probably got a lawsuit headed my way. Well, I’m looking forward to seeing how you’ll deal with your first trial. As captain of the island, I’ll be the one who guides you through it and if you win, you’ll move on to fight the island Kahuna. Wow, this sure is a lot for me to take on my ‘second’ day of my Pokémon Adventure. Well, you know what they say… You either devote your life to Pokemon or you can shut the fuck up like a little bitch and lose your virginity To a microwaved watermelon. (Whisper) That’s a Teddy Roosevelt qua- (Whisper back) I know. My trial is held in Verdant Cavern. I hope to see you there soon. (Carried away by a Charizard) Wa- Was that supposed to happen? Don’t worry, you’ll get a chance to do that later on too. But… What if I choose life? (Mysterious roar is calling from afar) The hell was that!? (Cam running to see the sight) Uh, Stay back, Cam! I made the mistake of milking what I thought was a female Tauros. But let’s not act like it was a total waste, because whatever shot out of that thing is STILL DELICIOUS! (Cam thoughts: Ew!) Easy, boy. Easy now. Quick, Cam. Uh, come pet the Tauros. Ya- You’ll help calm him down. Should I pet it, Grandpa? No, you should get the fuck away from me and move out of my house! CAM! QUICKLY! (Cam got closer to the angry Tauros) (Nervous) I can’t believe I’m doing this. (Cam pet the angry Tarous) (Tarous instantly calms down and now’s happy) Oh my god, It worked? QUICK! KNOCK HIM WHILE IT DOESN’T SUSPECT YOU! WHAT!? (Hala’s laughter) I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding Well, I’m gonna go now. Uh, thanks for petting my Tauros, Cam. Bye, Grandpa! Don’t come home. Hey, uh, before you go on your trial. We should all take a tour of the city. Hey, that sounds like fun! Cam, you’re rich, aren’t you? I guess for my age… I am! Ah sweet! I bet with all of your money, you can afford a single hair cut! Uh, maybe. I kind of like the way I look right now… Oh my God, we get it. You’re White. You DON’T need to rub it in. T-that’s not what I- off to EXPLORE! Do you guys ever get caught up in weird existential thoughts? No. It is my petrol state. Don’t you think it’s weird that when we die we’re buried in our clothes? Uh… Like, that’s weird, right? That there are a bunch of clothes skeletons living in the ground right now. Well, they wouldn’t be living. Don’t get caught up on semantics, Cam. It’s weird. and you’re weird If you don’t think it’s weird. I guess I just wouldn’t want a bunch of people seeing me naked at my funeral. But you’re dead. W- What problem is it to you? Just doesn’t seem tactful. I- I- I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE! STOP IT!
OH MY GOD! Wait, Cam! You have to come with me for a second! (Hau slides Cam into a Camera Store) That’s right. This camera attaches itself to your pokédex. So you could take pictures wherever you go. That sounds great and all, but how much is it? Silly boy, It’s absolutely free. Wait, you’re just gonna give me a camera for free? Of course. By the way, do you guys happen to sell any drinks? I’m parched. We do~♫ A glass of lemonade will be $200.00 What a bargain! Here’s your camera sir. Have a great day. (High pitch voice) Let’s go try it out! YOU’RE TOO FAR AWAY! I should get closer? YEAH! SCOOT BACK! (Hau scoots back)
(Pikachu turns the other way) H- HANG ON! PIKACHU ISN’T LOOKING THIS WAY ANYMORE! THROW SOMETHING AT IT TO GET IT’S ATTENTION! (Hau throws a rock from his pocket at Pikachu)
(Pikachu’s knocked out) Whoops, I think I knocked it out. Hey! Did you just knock out my Pikachu? I was trying to get a good picture. I’LL GIVE YOU A GOOD PICTURE! (Fisherman choke Hau with his fishing line)
(Hau’s gagging for air) HOLD IT! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE! AAAND… Perfect! You know, I feel like today is a great day. I can’t think of a single thing. That would bring me down. (Cam thoughts: Me and my big mouth.)
♫ We’re gonna bust a move, then bust your ass. We’re gonna bust a groove then bust a cattle. ♫ ♫ All up in your ass! ♫ ♫ All up in your ass.♫ ♫ Gonna get up… ♫ ♫ In your ass. ♫ ♫ Ass. ♫ ♫ Yes. ♫ Skull Boy: ♫ Smelly, smelly, ass. ♫
Skull Girl: ♫ Smelly, smelly, smelly, ass. ♫ (Both in Sync)
♫ Word! ♫ Ah! I see I’ve underestimated the total ineptitude of white rappers. I don’t think you have to worry much about these guys, Cam. They never been a danger to anyone’s asses around these parks. Yo, that some harsh shit bra. For real! We’re the kings of ass around here. You really want to be known as, “The King of Ass?” Shut up, man! We’re here to take your bitch-ass Pokémon. So nut off! Here we go, BITCH! (Cam thoughts: NANI!?) I’m sorry. Did you just tell me to “nut off”? (🔥GET THEM!🔥)


100 Replies to “If PoKeMoN was Realistic (Animation)”

  1. SmashBits Animations says:

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  2. zombcrusher7 333 says:

    Rotomdex: we're gonna be best freinds

  3. Rocked-up clover 2.0 says:

    Please do a second one

  4. Lucky Arceus says:

    You can’t capture other people’s Pokémon. If you think otherwise, try the anime.

  5. Eric Hines says:

    Its almost like healthcare is very expensive. Its almost like doctors have to be educated for a very long time making their services cost more than someone who flips burgers.

  6. Tapu koko Stars says:

    It's team skull

  7. turtle T.V. says:

    If I was cam I would have stayed at 4:00

  8. Luna Winter says:

    Not again kitten fuck 🔥

  9. ScrubNubWithNo Roux says:

    Turn on captions at 5:30

  10. Zach Pope says:

    Exp share is for commies

  11. irontnt johnson says:

    lillie voice is nothing like the anime

  12. Faze Archman says:

    Part 3 also I want to know when pokeballs 3 is comin out

  13. Panda Girl says:

    So funny 😆

  14. FIRE LORD says:

    8:25 was fucking funny

  15. Jose Lopez says:

    The DEREK ball

  16. Caiden Magill says:

    1:39 i couldn't stop laughing

  17. Kaose T says:

    Now i question how much ass that pink girl takes …or how many times she looses hers >.>

  18. Mevoroak of Aedrelyn says:

    Even the trainer is like shut the fuck up commie heal my Pokemon

  19. Arlindo Centeio says:

    you here weird screaming and everybodys like h hes just working

  20. Leaf XoX says:


  21. Reallylongweshanks YT says:

    bro you need to make more of these videos there fucking hilarious as shit XD

  22. Yaboi Gavin says:

    The poor island kahuna

  23. purging king says:

    Omg i would really want to see more pokiemon vids

  24. DragonShapeshifter13 says:

    can't wait for part 3

  25. Jeremiah Shipp says:

    more killing dud

  26. Knight And SpaceShip says:

    Technically it is $300 as it based on yen in which one yen is equal to a cent and 100 yen is a dollar (in most Japanese versions it's actually called yen not poke dollars).
    so do the math.

  27. Karl Magbitang says:

    So when is the next video coming out

  28. xaviera673 says:

    8:16 this dude doesnt know what what that white liquid is he thinks it's delicious p.s it's cum DISTGUSTING RETARD

  29. xaviera673 says:

    10:46 wait a minute if team rocket were real??? THEY WOULD BE WHITE RACIST ASS ADDICTERS RAPPER BITCHES

  30. Furretio #0758 says:


  31. jakai246 says:

    6:57 not again you KITTEN FUCK —> 6:59 when a person smask anime out of my hand

  32. Treyven Peete says:

    Part 3

  33. Dante Hellsing says:

    This is actually really funny would love to see more.

  34. alex & axel game play says:

    I will never love YOU!

  35. Meme Lord says:

    Huh that's my name too. Cam

  36. LashaKat 27 says:

    im already in love and i hope you make another cause i want to see your version of what Gladion will be like

  37. IDKTW :3 says:

    5:41 of course it's free isn't there uncivilized places without free healthcare and a basic human right America LETS MAKE MONEY OFF OF THAT

  38. 1 year ago says:

    This doesnt show realistic pokemon it shows how unrealistic it is

  39. Igotsomanydemons Yt says:

    1 like is 1 dollar donated to alolan meowth's medical bills

  40. Linker101 says:

    Um… The audio and sound effects are a bit off… Can someone fix that please?

  41. Temmie Gamer999 says:

    When you don’t see Lana anywhere in the series but she’s the best waifu
    T R I G G E R E D

  42. Ness OKEY says:

    11:19 nut off? Lmao XD

  43. Jacob Smith says:

    My favorite character is Lusamine. Press a to pound

  44. Canyon King says:

    0:56 wait is that the idiot from greenmanscartoon's ark animation series?

  45. X-Ray says:

    "Its like your Prozac takes Prozac" 😂😂

  46. Rose_RBLX says:

    Uhh…. Can I have those bucks? Please? Hau give me your money… I NEED A HOUSE

  47. Benjámin Gál says:

    In my language sound like the word picsa which means ass.

  48. mike hatfield says:

    I don't remember because I was unconscious… Baahahahahahahaha

  49. Si Night says:

    9:10_9:14 shit got real and calm way to fast

  50. Wayne Amable says:

    at 7:00 when he battles nanu he will battle him again but persian

  51. Reshiraxmii says:

    6:58 Not again, you kitten fuck😂😂

  52. Maverick Pierce says:

    Cams just like “ why won’t these people stop talking to me”

  53. Dawson Glawe says:

    Hala: "And on this side of the stage, the boy I wish was my grandson."

  54. Simon Hansen says:

    1. You forgot the moustache on Alolan Rattata.

    2. The reason games won't let you catch traner pokemon is because each pokeball assigns a "product code" to the first pokemon that it catches, tying the mon to the ball.

  55. Lemar Mckoy says:

    Can we just reflect on the fact that there are only male torus

  56. Comment Section Ghost says:

    I haven’t watched this channel in a while and I love Rowlet so much more now

  57. shadowy Boi says:

    This is the first part

  58. DJ Dragon says:

    I would love to have money be put down my pants!

  59. Heavenly Bananas says:

    You either devote your life to Pokemon

    Or you can shut the fuck up like a little bitch and lose your virginity to a microwaved watermelon

  60. The Lore says:

    My favorite 6:57 of all time

  61. How many subs with no vids says:

    Oh my god turn subtitles on 😂

  62. Pinky The Pokémon Trainer says:

    XD Soo Funny

  63. Andrew Ontiveros says:

    Can’t wait for the next one and that’s what I thought the professor Was doing the first time I played and went to his lab

  64. William Nadzam says:

    6:59 that was a dorky moment

  65. ibrokemytoenail clippers says:

    Amino is kinda trash, also it can change your life forever depending on what kind of people you meet.

  66. do you really wanna know? says:

    6:57 was, incredibly special xD

  67. itscrystal gacha says:

    ugh stop swearing and talking about inappropriate things its just so disturbing what if you have kids and they watch this

  68. BigTwinGaming says:

    not again you kitten fuck

  69. Selena Rogers says:

    What ever shot down in that thing is delicious 🤤

    In what way

  70. Foxboy985 says:

    Every time you want somebody to leave you should just yell RUN GT OUT GO HE'LL KEEP PUTTING MONEY DOWN YOUR PANTS

  71. Epic Deku says:

    Wait, y'all DON'T like money, how are y'all going to get yourselves a life

  72. Juan Conde says:

    7:00 I literally fell off my fucking chair from this scene

  73. Confused- -Child says:

    oh my god they know how to pronounce Rattata correctly

  74. nesren hejab says:

    Why not do a funny FURET anamation or picture

  75. Dragon Master The EdgeKing says:

    1:34 the Ash vs Hau fight in a nutshell

  76. Evan says:

    He has TWO POKE’dexs 1 from first episode and another from the 2nd.

  77. Boo Da Dog says:

    What happened to the pokeballs series

  78. Furret Gamer says:

    9:08 Hau is racist

  79. Limewire says:

    Lose virginity to a microwave watermelon edit hahahahahhahahhahaha

  80. Ryan Miner says:

    So Professor Kukui gives Cam back his Pokedex with rotom in it, but didn't he hand that to Cam in the first episode, when did he take it back from Cam?

  81. Minh Khue Hua Ngoc says:

    6:57 wow how did kitten have Vietnam Flashback

  82. UltraPex says:

    So hyped rn

  83. coolcrazy jay 57432 says:

    What is watching hentai?
    Anime porn =)
    O my God

  84. the sour cookie says:

    They fucked his mom

  85. Hilario Gallardo says:

    I like this

  86. Hilario Gallardo says:

    Didn’t he got the Pokédex first ep?

  87. Mrllama Sheep says:

    That mom is a hoe

  88. Leeboss The Destroyer says:

    Rockruff wasn’t caught by kukui or even been in a pokeball until the end ish of season 1 of sun and moon uncultured swine

  89. hyunwoonow XD Ko says:

    huh Hau watching hentai and I’m going to die again

  90. Christian Boi27 says:

    3:55 cam is not a stripper idiot

  91. Super Might says:

    I-is no one gonna question the fact a litten killed a damn meowth

  92. EZ LIFE says:

    SmAsh bits what was professor mucho doing?

  93. family awsome 4 kids says:

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SICK F#&$! Me: What's wrong with pew? … ohhhhhhh

  94. Antoine Landreth says:

    Rewatching cause I got Hau in Pokemon Master

  95. Liggliluff says:

    (11:10) Don't you love it when creators put end cards on top of the animations?

  96. ultra instinct before vegeta says:


    Ash and sun: slowly walks away

  97. Jacob Berghuis says:

    I am a kid

  98. Ricardo Suazo Mejia says:

    Hau:HOW do i use a full restore


  99. TTV CHANNEL says:

    Litten: not again you kitten fuck

    “Brutal beat the living shit out of meowth “

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